emeraldotter:

cat employment

sozzayaye:

Learning that yahoo answers is getting wiped:

wtxch:

Coconut octopus by Mario Neumann

kermitpurple:

armchair-factotum:

the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

vernal-witch:

trilllizard666:

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

when people say malewife and girlboss this is what they should mean

dan0-0:

dankmemeuniversity:

bluraycharles:

emmablowguns:

i’ve never felt more seen

This is better than the LGBTQ section of netflix 

thecollectibles:

Knightober 2020 (part 2) by Rachel Eaton

mahboi: